What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 13:06

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?