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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 13:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

No way

When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

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Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

So they tried

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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